Presenting a clip from disgraced 34-year-old billionaire golf legend Tiger Woods‘ robotic, self-flagellating, arguably long overdue, mea culpa, to humiliated wife Erin Nordegren, and the world, during his Outstandingly Excellent and masterfully micromanaged, no-questions-allowed, “press conference,” broadcast live on major networks and attended by a small, highly select group of friends, colleagues and close associates—along with six hand-selected reporters—held at 11 a.m. Friday, February 19. 2010 at the Tournament Players Club (“Home of the Players”) Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Full apology via CNN via Youtube HERE.
EXCELLENT EXPOSÉ: The Real Rachel Uchitel
Presenting the scandalously Excellent profile of alleged Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel as written by Jacob Bernstein for Tina Brown‘s The Daily Beast.
Rachel Uchitel in New York on December 10, 2009. Image by James Devaney for WireImage.com
IN-FLIGHT EXCELLENCE: Tiger Woods’ Gulfstream 4
Presenting the Excellent landing of one of Tiger Woods‘ private jets at Gothemburg Airport in Sweden on Sunday night, December 13, 2009. Image via Radaronline via Expressen.tv.
Video image by Sweden's Expressen.tv via Radaronline.com.
EXCELLENT DEVOTION
Presenting the Excellent loyalty of Elin Nordegren, golf club-wielding wife of Tiger Woods. “$he’s a child of divorce and that’s not something $he’s likely going to want to do,” a source told People magazine. “$he really believes in the importance of parents and staying together.”
Golfer Tiger Woods hugs his wife Elin Nordegre, Image via FOX 411.
EXCELLENT HIDEAWAY
Presenting Faglaro Mansion, the $2 million dollar hideaway, Excellently located on a private island off the coast of Stockholm, Sweden and reachable only by ferryboat, just purchased by Elin Nordegren, golf-wielding wife of Excellently scandalized Tiger Woods.
Faglaro Mansion, the $2 million hideaway in Sweden bought by Tiger Woods' outstandingly humiliated wife, Elin Nordegren. Image via Hotgossip.se.
SCANDALOUS EXCELLENCE
Presenting the Excellently mysterious and delicious scandal involving the legendary Tiger Woods and his golf club-wielding wife Elin Nordegren. Need-to-know information Excellently provided by Jacob Bernstein at Tina Brown‘s The Daily Beast. Image via Splashnewsonline.com via TMZ.com.
